10 Types Of Jerk Azz Men To Stay The F-ck Away From

Published on February 23, 2010 by Ms. Stylistik · 2 Comments 10 Types Of Jerk Azz Men To Stay The F-ck Away From

Ok ladies, Spring is just around the corner and love is in the air….or is it? Make sure you read this post before rushing into a new relationship this season because I'm tired of seeing yall complain on Twitter about how these dudes aint sh-t!! ;-y

Here are 10 types of men you NEED to stay the F-CK away from so you can work on being happy #in2010 .

-(mgmt) Ms.Stylistik

1. The Bisch Azz Dude

This jerk complains like a bisch about EVERYTHING you do. Nothing YOU DO will ever be good enough for this "man", at all!! You’ll always be too loud, too stupid, too happy, too smart….Or too fine, not fine enough, your booty's not big enough, he hates weave on you, but he loves weave on this stripper…..chiiiiile just endless complaints I could GO ON!! This jerk just can't make up his mind about what he wants in a woman because HE has too many issues with himself, so he takes it out on YOU! You’ll never be good enough for him, and he’ll just kill your joy on a daily trying to live up to his made up azz standards!! Bwoooy STOP!!

2. Damaged Goods

This cry baby azz jerk has been hurt one TOO many times and he's wallowing in his past pain and screwed up relationships. If you start hearing a bunch of "one time in band camp" stories about his last chick on your first date……RUNNNN!! He JUST let you know that he is NOT over his "ex" yet and that he still has a broken heart. However, after several dates you're going to figure out that he enjoys being the victim of his heartache. I hope you have realized that this weak azz jerk has built a wall around his heart making it hard for ANY woman to get to it again!! So don’t waste your time trying, he gets the CHILE BYE!!

3. El Cheapo

Have you ever met a dude who begs to take you out and you go….but he asks you to go half on the friggin bill?? Better yet, he asks you what kind of date can you all have with twenty EFFIN dollars?? Ummm, SIR we're not in high-school anymore get your f-ckin life together before you try ANYYYYY woman like that again. It's good to be frugal but women hate a cheap azz man. If YOU feel worthy enough to share your d!ck with a woman, then you need to feel worthy enough to respectably share your money with the chick you're pursuing. Whatever happened to courting?? SHYTTT!!! Yall don't even deserve that azz most of the time! This is a 100% give and take situation on both ends…… boo-boo! Girrrrrl if you ever catch one of these jerks, just sneak out like you're going to the bathroom when the check comes….because he TUUUHHH-RIED YOU for points!!!!

4. Men Who Over Analyze YOU

This dude HERE thinks he knows everythang about everything….and there can only be ONE Ms. Stylistik DAMMIT!! This Dr. Phil azz dude analyzes your every move, he has a theory for every damn thing that YOU do, as if there is NOTHING wrong with him!! This gets disturbingly annoying to the point where you start believing the possibilities that something MAY BE wrong witcha azz. But what lies beneath is a smug (controlling) smile, he's convinced that by labeling you with his made up azz "googled terms" will keep you hooked on HIM and his "cures". Girl if you want somebody building you UP and DOWN, f-ckin with your self-esteem like a gatdamn see-saw …..STICK WITH THIS JERK!

5. Pretty-Pretty Boys #GAY

Oooooo, I supremely hate a guy who thinks he's the finest thing that ever walked on the planet. No "Straight" man should EVER spend more time getting ready THAN ME!! #thatisall We don't wanna see you brushing your hair to check on the waves every 30 minutes, and we definitely don't wanna see you practicing your camera phone poses for hours in the mirror. (because you "think" you're sooo gat damn fine) If you DON'T have a modeling contract some damn where THEN…. #sitchoazdown SOME WHERE!! That is sooo gay for a straight dude to be overly obsessed with his appearance to the point where the "looks" of the female" he's pursuing become non-existent. He's to busy making sure ALL of the attention is focused on HIM and HE NEEDS to be basking in YOUR glory!! *muthafu-ka!!*

6. Mr. Flosser

If men don't know by now, WE HATE THE FLOSSY BRAGGIN AZZ DUDE more than you KNOW!! We do NOT care how fly your car is, we DO NOT care about which celebs YOU kicked it with it, we DO NOT care about how much money you spent today, we DO NOT care to hear about the shopping sprees YOU just went on if you are NEVER going to include US in any of your flossy azz excursions!! So you deserve a "Shut The F-ck Up Award" for continuing to make yourself feel better about "yourself"….. by flossin. It's obvious that you understand that you have no "real" convo that offers any mental value to attract a "real" woman, so you use YOUR worldly possessions as bait. MEN if you wanna brag say: baby I just bought YOU a matching fly car, put a few grand in YOUR bank account, and I picked US up a few things from Niemans. NOW THAT'S FLOSSIN!!! *jerrrkkkk* If you aint sharing whatcha got then….WE DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT!!! Ms. Hunni, this man has low self-esteem and needs validation through drastic material measures…..just give him a MEAN *side-eye* say "thanks!!" for the drink and keep it movin!! Nothing to see here!!!!!!

7. Mr. Paranoid

*singin* Why are you sooo PARANOIDDDD??? This jerk HERE needs to lay back and listen to some Kanye West because he's worried about the WRONG THINGS!! He is soooo overly paranoid about any and everything that you MIGHT be doing because he's ALREADY DOING IT!! He's stalkin your twitter and facebook, he's checking your phone when you're in the bathroom, he' s accusing you of cheating when it's blantly obvious that YOU ARE NOT, and MORE. This man is a walking time bomb!! Pay attention to his stupid accusations and take notes…..he's telling on himself!! Good luck girl….I would get the HELL on if I were you!!

8. The Baby Boy

Well you've seen Tyrese in the movie….so get a damn job TOMMY!! These men refuse to get a job, they stay with their momma, blame everyone else for their laziness and unhappiness, and are constantly outraged that they are not respected. If he hasn’t grown up by now, chances are he’ll never take any responsibility, so DON'T SAVE HIM….HE DON'T WANNA BE SAVED!!! *I hate chu joooodddyyyy!!!*

9. The Serial Whore

You can't turn a whore into a HUSBAND!! #sorememberthat It doesn’t matter who this jerk has waiting for him at home, if he sees somebody he likes, he’s f-ckin them. Save yourself the heartache and HEADACHE, and live by the old saying, “Once a cheater, always a cheater”. If it wasn’t true, I wouldn't be f-ckin ya man now "WOULD I" ?? #EVL (lol) Men, just be UPFRONT with your whoring so we can find a place to deal with you in our heart….BEFORE your "lil side chick" starts blowin up our phones and stalkin US online!!? PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!

10. The Azzhole

This man is just pure evil at it's best. No, it's NOT sarcasm it's JERKISM!! He gets OFF from the power of tearing down your self-worth in any way possible. A relationship with him is going to be a constant power struggle with continuous arguing!! Ummmm…why are you with this crazy azz dude again?? ((BECAUSE SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOUUUU!!)) He won’t get better, and he's not acting this way out of love. So PLEASE run…don't walk…and collect your money when you pass GO!!