Dear Ms. Stylistik-
Ok so I had met this dude. He is suuuppper sexy. 6 pack, ripped all over, muscles all over his back and everything right.
We hit it off real good and everything was going good untill we are in a skype chat having small talk.
I asked him, "What is one thing I should know about you?"
He says : "nothing much but I have one warning"Im like oh lawd what is it?!
His response: "I have a curve"……..In my mind im like "a curve?" Fuck he talmbout!
A learning curve? IDK so I assumed he meant his penis.
I asked him is that a good thing or a bad thing….he says a good thing, but I dont know so I figured I'd ask Ms.Stylistik!!
Some how I thought of you 1st lol I was dying for him to text me a "dick pic" and I was going to send it straight to you for review!
So to make a long story short : What the fuck am I supposed to do with this dudes "curved" Dick?
Signed- I AM ANONYMOUS
Dear I AM ANONYMOUS–
FIRST, let me wipe away my tears because I am truly touched that when any of my readers "thinks about D!CK" they associate Ms. Stylistik with it…..that's a beautiful thing…THANK YOU!!
*in my slow talking Tina Turner voice*
Being the d!ck connoisseur that I am, I have experienced a plethora of penis in all shapes and sizes and a curved d!ck has been one of my recent favs.
I really appreciate a guy with a slightly curved one because it can directly stimulate the G-Spot, and when stroked correctly it will cause a FASTER & AMAZING ORGASM!!! #WHEWWWW *flashback*
So don't be scared of that curve hunni—just turn-around, toot that azz up right, and let this fine dude hit it from the back.
Doggy style is my recommended position for the curvies because if you know your body…..you'll understand that the inside of the vagina has a slight tilt so it's really about matching up YOUR angle with HIS curve.
I would NEVER have missionary sex with a curved d!ck because that muthafuggka just seems to make a wrong turn into a corner pocket that just wasn't made for fuggkin.
But reverse cowgirl is also good one, just be careful…you can't bounce to hard on it because "one time in band camp" I felt that d!ck tap my spinal cord, and it's just not worth being paralyzed over no d!ck. #imjustsayin *smdh*
Also if you lie down on your side and let him hit it from the back (this is called the Spoon position)….you'll accomplish all of your orgasmic goals with his curved penophagus too.
So don't be scared girl!! He's just able to cover more territory with that curve! So werrrk it!!
The REAL challenge is sucking a curved d!ck…..and you might have to sign up for my classes for that one! ;-y
~toodles
Ms. Stylistik
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