1. MAKE SURE YOUR D!CK HAS ACTUALLY HAD A COMPLIMENT IN ITS LIFETIME ON ITZ LOOKS….BEFORE YOU GET STARTED…AND GET EMBARRASSED!!!
2. PLEASE MAKE SURE….YA D!CK HAS BEEN "Ooled" or LOTIONED UP…NO ASH ON THE D!CK PLS….ALSO NO BABY Ool GEL…LOOKIN LIKE YOU BEEN PLAYIN SLIP N SLIDE WITCHA D!CK!
3. AFTA YA D!CK IS GLISTENIN PERFECTLY..PROCEED TO DO SUMMIN TO GET THT D!CK XXXTRA HARD i.e. PHONE SEX. SEXTING, PORN, OR JUS JACKIT!! NO SOFTIES!! Disclaimer: unless ya shyt is 8 inches on soft! owwww
4. AFTA YOUR D!CK HAS REACHED THE MAXIMUM LENGTH & WIDTH…..NOT SOME..NOT ALL…BUT MAXIMUM CAPACITY ON THAT THANG…PROCEED TO YOUR CAMERA OPTION SCREEN
5. PLEASE MAKE SURE THE D!CK IS POINTED IN AN UPWARD DIRECTION….*HEAD TO CEILING* SO WE CAN GET A PERFECT VIEW AND ZOOM IN!!
6. IF THAT ANGLE DOES NOT WORK FOR U…PLEASE STAND YO AZZ UP AND PRACTICE YO BESTEST ANGLE ..BUT NEVER LIE DOWN AND LET IT FALL AWY FRM U!!! *always zoom in*
7. BY YOUR 3RD PRACTICE SHOT YOU SHOULD BE READY TO SEND…PLEASE BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF..AND YOUR D!CK & MAKE SURE YOU ARE SENDIN THE BEST PART OF YUU!!
8. IF YOU KNW YA SHYT IS #LiL……JUST KEEP IT REAL N SAY IT…INSTEADA RUININ A BISCHES EYESIGHT TRYNA FIND YO D!CK…IN THE PIC!!
9. NEVER POSE IN ANY HOMOSEXUAL-ESQUE POSES UNLESS YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL! IF YOU HAVE TO QUESTION THE POSE…WELL..THEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!
10. BONUS RULE:::::PLEASE MAKE SHO YOOOUUUUUUUUUU……..SHOT YOUR OWN D!CK PIC….AND NOTTTT YOUR ROOMMATE!!!!!!!!!!!……CUZ THN WE HAVE CODE 86!!!!
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aaaaaahhhhaaaaaaa this bisch is crazy, i love it!!!!!!
RIGHT!!! WHY DIDN'T YALL HYPE ME UP TO DROP THIS….SO I COULDA BEEN FIRST???? LMAO!!!
aaahhhhhhhh….omg, background vocals are CRAZY! lol
bwahahahahaa now THAAAAT is FUNNAAAYY!!!!
LMAO!!!! Jesus!! I cant beleive it. That is offically the dick pic song from now on. LOL You not missing any rules. They just need to send them more often. Please and Thank you.
OK!! MORE OFTEN IS CORRECT!!!….DON'T THEY KNOW I'M RUNNING A BIDNESS HERE!! SHEESH!! LOL
Well…when all else fails, put up ads. LMAO
Oh My Effin Gee! This D!ck Pic song is outrageous!
[...] da cash at!! Haaaaa!! *classic* lol And why didn’t anyone send him here to my>>> D!ck Pixxx 101?? [...]
where these codes at so i can read them lmfao @msstylistik
@MsStylistik OK IM SUPPOSE 2 BE SLEEP AND PEEKED ON HERE AND SAW WHAT U WERE TALKIN BOUT SMH.NOW I CAN LAUGH IN MY SLEEP
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@MsStylistik Damn you hurt his lil feelings. lol.
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@MsStylistik Lol.. Did you get my dm?
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@MsStylistik sent
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@mandingo89 hansel? you musta just had a flashback of ya momma…
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@Mr_ShawnP lol now shawn….you know I don’t care! lol he shouldn’t be tweetin that typa bs!! lol
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@Mr_ShawnP o no..lemme check
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